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General Prompt Meme

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Re: Craig/Tweek, homoerotic tension, kissing, longing. with metro Creek

(Anonymous) 2023-01-23 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
ahughh. did not read it over. hoping you are fine with tweek pov, also
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South Park is gay, and so is Tweek. It’s not something he decided for himself, nor did he have a say in the matter when it comes to everyone else—but this is his life now, and while it isn’t all sunshine, it sure is a lot of rainbows, and he’ll make the best of it.

The usual smell of sweat mixed with dirt and sometimes a moderate amount of piss that once lingered in the hallways has since been replaced by pleasant fragrances with names probably too fancy for Tweek to even spell. As he makes his way to his locker, he can make out the sharp scent of Tolkien’s cologne along with Jason’s hair spray.

His new gang—no, clique, stands near the entrance of the boys’ bathroom, now cleaner than ever. Craig and those other guys aren’t just metrosexual, they’re the metrosexuals, guarding their turf like it’s a sacred goalpost. Except not, because they aren’t Nuggets-enjoying, Broncos-worshiping, dirty jocks anymore and all of them know better than to go near a filthy soccer ball.

Every morning, they all take turns to greet each other with consecutive kisses on both cheeks, accompanied by an audible mwah, mwah. Tweek doesn’t do that with anyone, though. He stands there and watches. Nobody really minds him doing that, except Craig who’s currently standing in front of him, extending his arm out to him.

“What’s wrong, Honey,” he says. It sounds like a challenge, a demand, and also genuine concern at the same time. He takes one deep breath upon deciding to approach him, His chin briefly ends up in the crook of Craig’s neck, but the one armed hug they share ends when Tweek quickly backs away from him with a yelp.

Tweek wasn’t always “Honey.” “Chapped lips,” was how Craig first approached him—and it wasn’t his fucking fault that he had extra sensitive skin and was prone to bite on them by accident. Though he was super ready to bite Craig on purpose right in that moment, instead. Why was he trying to pick yet another fight after what everyone made them do?

They can be dainty and pretty all they want, but they’re still boys in an elementary school where failing behind on the latest trend doesn’t go unpunished. Once you’re out of fashion, literally and figuratively, you’re out—out of the playground.

Tweek really didn’t want it to come to that—not because he couldn’t picture the black eye he could easily give Craig. He was worried mostly about how he definitely wouldn’t look pretty after rolling in the dirty ground while trying to wipe a smirk off of another kid’s face. Tweek already had to spend literal hours trying to look presentable and less disheveled, and he knew his nervous reaction to having all that be ruined for a petty fistfight would be far from the pretty, graceful way actors manage to cry on TV.

Turns out he didn’t have to be afraid, and it was just that Craig was feeling sooo generous, that he was just really passionate about sharing and caring and all that gay stuff—and that’s how he got his own matching pink designer track top he’s wearing now. He watched Mr. Tucker iron Tweek’s name on it just yesterday, after they all caught up with the latest Queer Eye. So Tweek knows he’s a part of it all, and that he’s one of them, and yet he still feels like he’s on thin ice with everything, but mostly with Craig in particular. Especially with the way he’s still staring at Tweek, seemingly deep in thought.

He doesn’t say anything. He just grabs Tweek by the hand, surprisingly gentle, and drags him into the bathroom right after Tolkien and Jason get the cue to kick literally everyone else out, leaving only the two of them.

“Forgot to brush your hair this morning?”

“Augh, tried, man. But I—I fucking hate brushing!”

“Oh, I can tell,” he says, as he’s doing his best to untangle and tame Tweek’s locks with his fingers instead. Tweek’s so nervous, he almost feels guilty, as if he’s keeping Craig hostage, like every individual strand in his hair has a will on its own and it’s out of his control.

When he was over at Craig’s, he survived the sharp smell of the hair dye, the rustling of plastic gloves and loud blow dryer, all playing a part on the brown highlights he’s sporting today. Now, though, it’s quiet aside from distant chatter coming outside the bathroom, it’s even harder distract himself from the tender sensations especially when Craig keeps saying shit like—

“Well, you’re lucky it’s pretty, even when it’s like this.”

Pretty, pretty, pretty. That’s all Craig says nowadays, and it’s so weird, and even weirder when it’s often directed to Tweek. It’s what he said when he was sitting with his back turned to Craig and with his knees pulled to his chest, being reassured about how Craig knows what he’s doing, that he’s totally helped his mom with hers, and no, not just watched, actually helped. Tweek didn’t really buy it though, the straightener was too hot, there’s no way he wasn’t going to fry. Craig told him to calm his tits. “I’m not gonna steal your hair. It already looks pretty on you,” and of course, he later followed with, “not as pretty as it’ll be when I’m done with it, though”.

Recalling it makes Tweek yelp out once more. There’s no hot iron close to his scalp right now, and yet Tweek is burning up inside, he’s afraid he might accidentally incinerate Craig, too. Though he notices a lack of mildly painful tugging of his locks, and that Craig is now able to run his fingers, and also that he’s probably been doing so for the past minute.

He keeps saying how soft Tweek’s skin is, and how he probably doesn’t even have to shave, and Tweek doesn’t get it—Craig, we’re ten, none of us do. He doesn’t object, though, letting Craig proceed to apply powder on his cheeks. The same hands previously focused on ruining his face like, what, a couple of months ago—are now handling it with utter care. Somehow, it’s weirdly similar, the major difference being that Tweek isn’t trying to actively knee him in the stomach right now. He’s just standing here, docile and obedient. At least that’s what he’s trying to do, as he's still seconds away from accidentally decking him with the violent way he’s twitching.

Tweek’s eyes are shut until he’s startled by the touch of Craig’s finger brushing on his lip— he’s lip balm, shaking his head.

“You don’t want pretty lips?”

“Augh, I do—”

“Then just let me.”

Tweek nods, though he still isn’t letting Craig, really. He’s flinching too often to actually get the balm on his lips, causing most of it to end up on the corner of his mouth instead.

“Stay still, or we’re going to miss class, and stay like this for hours,” he warns, like it’s going to stop Tweek. It should, considering this situation is the source of his anxiety to begin with, so he should be wanting to get away as soon as possible. Yet, on the other hand, he doesn’t mind just staying like this, frozen in time, not having to think about anything or face anyone else. While Craig’s thumb is pressing on his lips as he’s holding his breath on pure instinct.

“Okay. Now look at me.”

He can’t look Craig will know, know what, Tweek has no idea, it’s something he can’t show.

“Tweek, look at me.”

“Rrr— I don’t wanna!”

“You think I’d make you ugly,” he asks. “Me. You actually think that’s possible. Is that it?”

“Ngh—no!”

“That’s great. Then you can just look at me, Honey.”

Tweek’s starting to get kind of pissed off. At all of Craig’s demands, and his blatant disregard for consequence. So he says fuck it, and does it, he looks at Craig, not giving a damn about what he’s going to unleash on him anymore—or whatever it is that Craig is intending to find there. Their eyes do meet, eventually, without Craig having those stupid shades on. What Tweek was so afraid of happening the whole time has happened already, and yet it somehow turns out to be the most comforting thing in the world, he lets himself ease up, feel at home. He’s so relaxed, he doesn’t even avert his gaze, and he doesn’t notice the way Craig looks at him back until he presses their lips together.

What’s this? What just happened? He wasn’t listening to Craig when he was going on and on about the ideal way to apply lip balm. Something something pigments and equal distribution. Tweek knows this isn’t how you apply lip products, though. Is this a part of the trend, part of being gay? It does like it— it somehow feels right.

They don’t talk about it. He spends the rest of the day feeling like he’s floating above everything and everyone the entire time. He’s still not quite present when it’s break time before their last class and they’re all cornering Kyle Broflovski, resident butch boy, who’s apparently going out of his way to prove he’s sooo better than all of them according to Craig. Not that Tweek minds straight people, at least not as long as they’re not trying to make it into their entire personality. The pressure of meticulous self care is already a lot on its own and Tweek can’t tolerate metrophobia on top of that. So naturally, things get rough for Kyle, but they go easy on him, Tweek can tell—he’s fought Craig before, so it’s an easy comparison to make. No matter what he’s wearing, Tweek knows what Craig is capable of. At least he thought he knew, until today. What he experienced might have lasted for two seconds or less, and yet it was enough to shake him from the core, make him feel a way he didn’t know was possible.

And the feeling is still there, too, even after Tweek goes home. It’s like some sort of permanent mark on him. A stamp, maybe an alien tracking device, or a hex, though even Tweek knows that’s not the case. He’s also terrified that he’ll be noticed, that one of his parents will notice and drop the bomb out of nowhere, just like always, and it’ll be horrible— it’s not like they’re able to have normal conversations about even the most mundane topic. That doesn’t happen, though. It’s not like they can see it. Craig’s strawberry chapstick is indistinguishable on his lips. The soft pink color would probably blend with his own. His dad is too busy to notice anyway, describing the new unicorn drink with marshmallows they’re selling at the shop.

Very unlike anything he can imagine aliens doing to him, Tweek doesn’t want to be rid of this, though. He doesn’t like the thought of that at all. He even hesitates before taking a sip of his coffee on the dining table, fearing that it’ll somehow be all gone and washed away.

He doesn’t want that. So when Tweek shows up the other day, that’s what he does—Craig extends his arm again to initiate another hug, and Tweek places a quick peck on Craig’s lips. That’s what he’s supposed to do, right? Did he do it right? Except he isn’t as worried about his performance as he would normally be, not when he’s ecstatic after getting something he wanted, and when he’s somehow able to look into Craig’s eyes with confidence this time.

The part of Tweek that still does fear Craig’s reaction also soon vanishes into thin air when he sees the smile Craig is giving him. That’s what marks the beginning of their new routine. Tweek still isn’t “girlfriend” or “sweetie”, he’s “Honey”, and Craig doesn’t go for a hug anymore, instead opting to go for Tweek’s chin to tilt his face upwards to meet his lips. They do the same thing every morning, and also when the last bell rings. They always giggle right after— at their shared accomplishment and just how effortlessly good they are at this. They’re so extra, just super triple dog gay—and they can’t help it.



He decides that he doesn’t care about sports. He doesn’t care about Love Boat With Men, either, or clothes that do or don’t fit. What brings him joy is so much more than that. But no, it absolutely doesn’t have anything to do with kissing his dinosaur plushie good night while imagining it’s Craig or anything, maybe just a little with the way he helped Craig put together dorky angel wings for their pride parade.

For a while, they’re lost in their own little world, and maybe that’s why it’s much harder for them to notice the exact point in time when things start reverting back to normal. The closest it gets to normal in the town they live in, anyway. Tweek isn’t sure how everyone is able to collectively decide when they’re done with something, but in the end, the day he decides to forfeit the pink is just a day like any other. When he looks in his closet, though, he can’t find anything even vaguely resembling what he used to wear. That’s not unusual for him, but they’re not under his bed or on the ground like they tend to be, either.

He makes his way downstairs. His mother says good morning to him, and claims not to know what happened to his shirt while wiping the dirty kitchen counter with what used to be one of its green sleeves. She then giggles upon Tweek pointing it out, laughing about how absent-minded she can be sometimes—just like Tweek, who never takes good care of his belongings, either. More questioning reveals how his dad has done him the charitable favor of throwing out all of his old clothes in bulk. Eventually, his efforts making sense of things prove to be futile, and so another one of his brief temper tantrums is put on the shelf before he heads out with the fidget spinner he’s given.

Upon going outside, he’s greeted with Spanish he doesn’t understand. He manages to dodge most of the glass bottles that get thrown at him. He soon gives up on the idea of scavenging the nearest clothes recycling bin for the fear of possibly getting stuck there—even if it might actually be safer from anywhere else in South Park right now, unless it’s inhabited by a rabid animal or something. He does have a plan B, though. He checks his phone to be greeted with the notification that Craig has indeed received and seen his most recent text.

It’s roughly fifteen minutes before the first period, and he’s somehow managed to sneak in without being seen by anyone except for some random third graders that laughed at him. He’s now in the thankfully empty boys bathroom, and Craig soon arrives as per their arrangement— the usual, stupid hat he wears covers most of his forehead yet again, and Tweek assumes his hair isn’t slick and perfectly parted with gel anymore underneath it.
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