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General Prompt Meme
Welcome to the South Park General Prompt Meme!
Got a non-kinky situation you'd like written? Just wanna see some guys in some situations? Please feel free to leave a prompt below in the comments, and see if there are any you'd like to write or draw!
As with the kink meme, as long as you've got something you'd really like to see and you give a potential filler enough to work with, you should be golden! Please ask here if you've got any questions or need any help.
Some simple guidelines:
1. Please do not fight about ships or content in your prompts.
2. Hit "Post a new comment" if you'd like to leave a prompt, and hit "Reply to this" beneath the prompt you'd like to fill if you're filling a prompt. It's traditional to write the fic in the replies, but you can leave external site links too (such as link to art on privatter or to fic on AO3).
3. Ships are fine but not necessary. If your idea centers around a ship, as on AO3, please indicate that in the subject line with "/" for romantic or sexual relationships, and use "&" to indicate non-sexual or non-romantic relationships. If it centers around just one character, please provide the character's name. Please see this example prompt if you'd like some guidance.
4. If you submit a prompt that would be better suited for the kink meme (such as a prompt that centers around smut, kink, or a taboo), I may add it there instead so please check the kink meme if you don't see your prompt here!
Thank you, and please enjoy!
These are archived on the main index page that also includes all the kink meme prompts and fills, but please find below an index of only general meme prompts and fills (for those who would prefer not to scroll a ton of NSFW):
Filled Prompts
Unfilled Prompts
Got a non-kinky situation you'd like written? Just wanna see some guys in some situations? Please feel free to leave a prompt below in the comments, and see if there are any you'd like to write or draw!
As with the kink meme, as long as you've got something you'd really like to see and you give a potential filler enough to work with, you should be golden! Please ask here if you've got any questions or need any help.
Some simple guidelines:
1. Please do not fight about ships or content in your prompts.
2. Hit "Post a new comment" if you'd like to leave a prompt, and hit "Reply to this" beneath the prompt you'd like to fill if you're filling a prompt. It's traditional to write the fic in the replies, but you can leave external site links too (such as link to art on privatter or to fic on AO3).
3. Ships are fine but not necessary. If your idea centers around a ship, as on AO3, please indicate that in the subject line with "/" for romantic or sexual relationships, and use "&" to indicate non-sexual or non-romantic relationships. If it centers around just one character, please provide the character's name. Please see this example prompt if you'd like some guidance.
4. If you submit a prompt that would be better suited for the kink meme (such as a prompt that centers around smut, kink, or a taboo), I may add it there instead so please check the kink meme if you don't see your prompt here!
Thank you, and please enjoy!
These are archived on the main index page that also includes all the kink meme prompts and fills, but please find below an index of only general meme prompts and fills (for those who would prefer not to scroll a ton of NSFW):
Filled Prompts
- Craig/Tweek, angst ft. references to major character death, suicide, drugs/overdose, murder
- Craig/Tweek, homoerotic tension, kissing, longing ft. metro!Creek
- Kenny&Tweek, superhero/villain interview ft. Mysterion and journalist Tweek (AO3 link)
- Stan/Tolkien, first smoke/shotgunning (AO3 link)
Unfilled Prompts
- Bebe, day in the life
- Bebe & Henrietta, doing each other's makeup (either platonic or shippy)
- Craig & Kyle, fake dating gone wrong
- Craig/Tweek, actor, gay repression, bath time!!! ft. actor Tweek
- Craig/Tweek, A.I. ft. sex doll/companion robot maker Craig and robot Tweek
- Craig/Tweek, angst ft. Tweek responsible for Craig's death in some way
- Craig/Tweek, doppelgänger, mental health, horror
- Craig/Tweek, fluff, canon-aged
- Craig/Tweek, fucked up meetcute ft. coroner Tweek and incompetent homicide detective Craig
- Craig/Tweek, one-sided love, betrayal ft. bounty hunter Tweek and SoT setting
- Craig/Tweek, possessed coffee machine & convenience store clerk
- Kenny & Mr. Possy, ratatouille the movie but with Mr. Possy
- Kenny/Kyle, cooking
- Kyle/Cartman, slowburn, enemies to lovers ft. tutoring
- Kyle/Nichole, basketball
- Stan/Gary, loaded conversation, roommates
- Stan/Kyle, one-sided, failed romance
- Stan/Tolkien, pet dates ft. Creek cats
- Tweek & Kenny, superhero/villain interview with optional former lovers Twenny
Tweek & Kenny, superhero/villain interview
(Anonymous) 2023-02-06 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Tweek & Kenny, superhero/villain interview
(Anonymous) 2023-10-04 03:27 am (UTC)(link)~~~
[The video opens with a shot on Tweek’s face, with the camera slowly zooming out.]
The year is 2007. America is in the middle of the Supers Insurgence, a phenomenon that occurred that caused many citizens to gain superhuman and impossible features and feats. Crime has risen to an all time high as police can’t keep up with new methods. Of course in the midst of this sudden crime wave, one man emerged to answer the call to justice, Mysterion.
For a little over a decade, this cloaked vigilante roamed the streets of Denver, fighting to keep its citizens safe for one more night and bring these evil doers to justice. His presence sparked a new generation to crime fighters, most notorious being the hero group Freedom Pals and the later seceded Coon and Friends. Regardless of your opinion of the man, there is no question that his work has impacted the Denver area for the better.
Mysterion announced his retirement just three years ago, his announcement also came with the reveal of his true identity, 27-year-old Kenneth McCormick. With his 30th birthday just around the corner, I have asked Kenneth if he would be willing to do an interview with me to answer some frequently asked questions.”
[The camera pans out, revealing Tweek and Kenneth sitting at a table in the middle of an empty, fancy restaurant.]
“He said he’d agree if we’d treat him to dinner.”
“You know that’s not the only reason why I agreed.” Kenneth snickered to himself.
Tweek shot him a pointed glare before looking back at the camera, continuing, “As I’m sure you are all aware, even after all these years this man is still Mysterion, and is still very capable of harnessing the powers of the outer gods and kicking all of our ***** without any effort at all. So to counteract any attempt to harm me or my colleagues,” Tweek pulled out a glock from under the table, cocked it, flipped off the safety, and pointed it at the man in front of him, who seemed unphased, “I’ve taken the liberty of acquiring some self defense.”
[Loud mumbling could be heard behind the camera as the whole crew seemed to shift everything back a few feet.]
“I take it the boxing thing didn’t pan out well?” Kenneth wondered.
Tweek rolled his eyes, “Oh right, like me punching you is going to do anything.”
“You know that’s not going to work, right? How much do you want to bet it’s not even loaded?” Tweek didn’t even hesitate aiming at Kenneth’s shoulder and firing, sending the man flinching back slightly as his face screwed up in pain. Everyone else in the room began to panic, tension rising sharply as people shouted and scurried around the set trying to keep things from completely falling apart. Tweek, meanwhile, reset his aim as Kenneth placed his hand over the bullet hole, staring at it in shock as he pulled it back covered in blood. He looked to Tweek with a wide smile, juxtaposing the other’s hard, focused stare and the dire seriousness that plagued the crew members. “Holy ****, I’ve missed you.” he whispered in astonishment.
Tweek turned to look at a camera, a professional smile forming almost instantaneously, “Hi! I’m Tweek from Buzzfeed, and today we’re eating with Mysterion!”
[A title card appears on screen, the text “DINNER WITH HEROS: MYSTERION” written in a bold, fun font. In the background, Ken: “Do you do this with every guest?”. Tweek: “Only the ones I like.”]
—
[A crew member is seen finishing up applying bandages to Kenneth’s wound, taking the first aid kit that was set on the table with them as they walk off camera. Ken is heard muttering a ‘thanks’ as they leave.]
“So Kenneth, let’s get to the questions.” Tweek looked at a stack of notecards in his free hand.
“Kenneth? What are you, my father? You can call me Kenny, ya know.”
“Right, sorry.” Tweek muttered before speaking clearly, “So, what made you want to be a hero in the first place?”
“Well, I grew up in the poor part of town, and that kind of environment sticks around with someone. I had seen the worst of what people had to offer right outside my door, and yet there was one person who helped steer me from going down that path: my sister. At first, I put on the mask so that I could make the world better for her, to make her feel safe and protected, but as time passed, it grew to the people of South Park to the people of Denver all the way to the people of Colorado and beyond.”
“Let’s talk about your colleagues, The Freedom Pals. What are your thoughts on them?”
“Oh those guys are the most bad*** people you’ll ever meet. While there were a handful that made me want to beat them to death with a hammer -not naming names-, it was an amazing experience getting to work alongside all of them.”
“And what about your nemesis, Professor Chaos?”
“Chaos? He’s a lowkey super cool guy. After fighting him for so long, we unwillingly knew a lot about each other that we eventually became friends. He eventually gave up the whole ‘take over the world’ schtick, and we still talk to this day.”
—
[A title card with the text “STEAK TIME” shows on screen. Tweek: “Hope you’re hungry.” The two are shown eating their meals consisting of steak, mashed potatoes, and broccoli. Tweek is seen struggling to cut his food with one hand.]
“You shouldn’t take your eyes off your target, Tweek. You of all people should know that.” Kenny’s smugness was met with an icy glare.
“Shut up,” Tweek grunted out in frustration, “I’m not in the mood for you to get smart with me.”
“Aw, but that’s what I do best!” Kenny watched on as Tweek continued to struggle for another minute. “Are you going to put the gun down, or am I going to have to cut your food for you?” Tweek finally sighed and placed the gun on the table, ignoring Kenny’s cheery smile. The two went about eating, with Tweek continuing the interview with questions about Ken’s social media.
“You know you could’ve just brought me McDonald’s.” Kenny pointed out once Tweek had finished asking about his trip to Hawaii back when he was 23.
“Don’t be picky, Ken.” Tweek chastised, “Plus, it doesn’t look good on camera to feed a former hero fast food.”
“No I get that, but this is still fast food. You guys just DoorDashed some steak dinners.”
Tweek put his fork down as he stared at Kenny in astonishment, a smile slowly working the corners of his mouth, “Are you ****ing kidding me? You can’t just sit there and expose us like this!”
Kenny covered his mouth as he laughed, “You want me to expose you, huh?! We aren’t even in a restaurant, this is a ******* set!”
[The camera fully pans out, showing the warehouse behind the restaurant backdrop and stage lights hanging from the ceiling.]
Tweeks shoulders shook with laughter as he buried his head in his hands, “No place wanted to have an ex-vigilante be in their establishment and risk a villain trying to attack you! We had to improvise!”
Kenny slammed his fists on the table, “When will the lies end? How deep does the rabbit hole go?”
Tweek dropped his fork on the plate and picked the gun back up, “Keep asking questions and you won’t be around much longer to hear the answers.”
Kenny gave a playfully fake gasp as he put his hands up, “Oh my god!-”
—
“Do the two of you have some sort of history together?” Bolded text appears on screen as one of the producers asks from behind the cameras.
Kenny’s eyes brighten, “Oh yeah, do we!”
“We knew each other a long time ago, back when he was still in the midst of his whole hero thing.”
“We had sort of a Batman and Wonder Woman thing going on.”
“More like a Superman and Lois Lane thing.”
“Of course you’d call it that.” Kenny muttered just barely loud enough for the mic to pick up. There were a few beats of silence as the conversation began to turn sour.
“But, like I said, it was a long time ago,” Tweek waved his free hand dismissively, “Mysterion had his responsibilities and I had my career. We just didn’t have enough time to dedicate to something more…serious.”
“I mean, it has been a few years since I’ve seen you,” Kenny drew circles into the tablecloth with his finger, “I hope you didn’t get too rusty.”
Tweek smirked smugly as he gazed at Kenny with knowing eyes, “I should ask the same about you, Mr. Retired-Superhero. Are you too busy day drinking and playing golf to go train?”
“Well what do you say I conduct my own personal interview back at my place?” Kenny waggled his eyebrows and flashed a charming smile, “I can show you personally how I train.”
Tweek shot Kenny’s other shoulder. “Son of a *****!” Kenny grunted as he grabbed his new injury.
[The end screen title card flashed onto the screen, with loud, peppy outro music playing in the back. The video ended with the signature Buzzfeed logo before cutting to black.]