South Park Kink Meme

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This is a kink meme for South Park. It's fun and easy!

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Craig/Kenny Cum Swalloing

[(Anonymous)]

Kenny sucks Craig's dick. There's a lot of cum

Re: Craig/Kenny Cum Swalloing

[(Anonymous)]

Sophomore year of community college, Kenny had a sort of arrangement with Craig Tucker. Craig had been doing some crypto shit Kenny didn't really understand, but it meant that he was always buying designer drugs off the dark web and making a killing selling them on campus. No one knew what the fuck 2C-I or 2C-B were, but thanks to Craig, they were a hell of a lot cheaper and more readily available than acid or shrooms. Kenny got his for free, or at least it felt like it was for free because he actually liked sucking dick.

He'd been surprised that Craig went for the deal initially, but after spending some one-on-one time with the guy, it started to make more sense. He'd had his established friend group from K through 12, but Jimmy was at some liberal arts school in Vermont, Tolkien at Stanford, and even Clyde was too busy with his football frat to hang. Craig didn't seem to know how to make friends, let alone romantic or sexual partners, and so he took the deal and Kenny sucked him off whenever he felt like tripping balls.


It was generally hard to get the guy to react. Kenny wasn't sure if he had some sensitivity issue, maybe something medication-related, because it took him forever to come, but the challenge made it more fun. Sucking off someone like Stan was less weird—he'd react to every lick and suck, and would joke around with Kenny in the aftermath—but it posed no challenge. This time, though, as Kenny bobbed his head up and down and pumped the base of his cock with both hands, Craig was breathing deliberately through his nostrils like he was trying to hold back not even five minutes in. This gave Kenny what in retrospect was a premature burst of confidence.

Kenny had been gone over break and now that he thought about it, it was unlikely Craig managed to get his dick wet in that time span, so he was probably going to be able to get him to bust in record Craig-time, maybe even before his jaw started to ache. Kenny didn't gag easy or anything—a childhood spent being paid to eat things off the ground helped him build up some resistance on that front—but Craig's sheer length, girth, and curve upwards at the head made him a struggle to choke down.


But swallowing him as far down as he could is always what would make Craig come in the end so he'd gotten pretty good at reading his signs in order to be able to time it just right. He was spot on this time—Craig did start coming directly down his throat when he expected—but a new and unexpected problem arose as the volume and intensity with which Craig came refused to abate.

Cum began spurting out of Kenny’s nose and he choked on the amount filling his throat, sputtering as his sinuses filled with fluids.


“Craig,” he managed to get out as cum sprayed out of his mouth and nose, “what the fuck!”

Craig finished jacking it all out onto Kenny’s face and chuckled down at him in his stupid little nasal voice. Why did Kenny have to like sucking this moron’s dick?

“Hey, come on dude, don’t—” Craig tried to insist but it was no use. Kenny began hatefully blowing his nose on Craig’s discarded boxers, glaring at him all the while.

Once his nostrils had been cleared out and only a painful burning remained, Kenny reached for his hoodie and almost pulled it on and left right then and there. But he wouldn’t be satisfied til he figured out what the fuck was wrong with Craig and his newfound excess ejaculate.


“So you gonna tell me what the fuck is wrong with your fucking dick? You been saving it up special just for me or something, man?” he asked, not even trying to hide his irritation. Why should he, when Craig was still laughing at him? Bastard.

“Uhh, it’s been a few weeks,” he said, trying to stifle his snorts.

Kenny raised his eyebrows impatiently. That clearly wasn’t the whole story.

Craig pulled on some plaid pajama pants and a new shirt since the one he’d been wearing got hit with substantial splashback. He rolled his eyes to find Kenny still waiting for a goddamn explanation.

“…okay, maybe I’ve been taking some supplements to increase my load size. I was just curious if they worked. Mostly soy lecithin,” he lisped. Kenny pulled on his hood and started putting his shoes on. He could not fucking believe this guy.


“To increase your—you can’t even make eye contact with that guy in your art class, and you want to increase your load size? For fucking what, Craig?”

He’d managed to hit a nerve because the jerk’s face fell for a few moments, but then his self-satisfied smile was back.

“Maybe just to see the look on your face.”


It was the closest to affectionate Kenny had ever heard Craig, and that pissed him off more than anything. Tugging on his left Converse, he stood and abruptly smacked Craig in the face.

“Ow,” Craig said, a few seconds delayed. Kenny made his way to the door, glad to be able to leave with some dignity intact, having had the last word in a way.


Or so he thought.

“Hey idiot. Your drugs?” Craig said once Kenny’s hand reached the doorknob.

Kenny released a huff of air out his nose and turned back around. He marched up to Craig and snatched the baggie of capsules from his hand, avoiding Craig's stupid smirking face. As his dorky little snorts started up again, Kenny stalked off, slamming the door behind him, and resolved to find out if Henrietta Biggle would go for a head-for-shrooms deal.

Re: Craig/Kenny Cum Swalloing

[(Anonymous)]

This is delicious. I like how you write their dynamic. Kenny is just *chef's kiss*

Re: Craig/Kenny Cum Swalloing

[(Anonymous)]

Ahh, thank you, that's so sweet! I had never written them before so that means a lot 💜