The face (+ tits) of her parents' coffee chain, Tweek is abducted by three poor boys hoping to ransom her for fat stacks. The only problem is Richard Tweak is human sewage and won't pay the ransom. The boys grow increasingly frustrated and take it out on Tweek. They (+ Cartman??) film it to try to profit from the situation that way. Bonus for erotomanic Kenny believing they're in love and licking the blood off her tits.