Clyde and Tolkien are best friends, at least, when they’re in public. When they’re not in front of their friends, they experiment with each other sexually. But today was different, and Tolkien suggested something that they’ve never done before… anal.

aka tolkien rails clyde so hard that he sobs because of how good it feels like the crybaby he is

bonus points if u mention clyde being chubby cuz it’s cute