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South Park Kink Meme

This is a kink meme for South Park. It's fun and easy!

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Tweek is a young (early 20s) actor on a trashy teen show and Kenny is an old wealthy scientist (a la post covid), and they meet making eyes at each other in a bathhouse in Japan. No one else is there... but that could change at any moment

tweek is clydes father and craig is clydes friend. they bond over diy, grilling and other such father activities. initially its craig trying to flirt with tweek but tweek catches on and reciprocates. they end up fucking. clyde is oblivious, like he thinks the flirting is a joke and is unaware that craig is fucking his dad in the bathroom after tweek takes craig to see some dad rock band. everyone else knows.

tweek goes to craig's every track meet to cheer him on, then drag him someplace private afterwards. just wants to yank his shorts down and bury his face against him.

with craigs naturally darker complexion, his hole is so pink its almost purple. hes extra hairy with lots of long dark hair all over his lower half, and tweek just loves eating his dumb fuzzy butt. pries his cheeks apart and drags his tongue up and down his crack. occasionally pulls back and spits just so he can slurp it back up. has his nose pressed against him the entire time so he can breathe in the scent of his sweat. sometimes he pulls back just to slurp up his balls, try to stuff them both in his mouth.

like always, craig gets overwhelmed by all the attention and begs for tweek to fuck him. tweek is more than happy to oblige. after all, he's not cruel. 😌

Kyle receives an obscene and vulgar prank call from an anonymous caller (Cartman) but instead of hanging up like a normal person he just keeps yelling at him back, and then even ends up descrbing in detail what he's going to do to him. Cartman is into it and they end up jerking off

Bonus if later Kyle's roommate (Stan? Tweek?) emerges to ask about just who the fuck he's been talking to for the last hour and a half and why he didn't just hang up

Kyle self destructive behavior because he needs control over his life leads to him and randy making love[bonus if Stan has been pining for him this whole time and this adds the element of cuck :( ]

witch au like AHS where tweeks ability is that the ppl he has sex with die and he's losing his virginity and bam Craig just dies , very sad, the Drs say it was a freak accident involving a heart condition that went undetected but ;-;

While living in the dorms at College University, Craig and Tweek decide to meet up in the communal showers for a little fun. When Craig arrives, a shower is already running. He confidently steps in to join the blonde already washing himself (and he's half hard with anticipation 😭), but quickly realizes it's not Tweek! Only a moment goes by before the real Tweek shows up and finds Crenny in the shower together.

Does Kenny initiate? Does Tweek think it's hot? Is Craig excited by having multiple weird blonde boys around him? Is he uncomfortable but willing to perform for his boy toy? That's up to you. The only thing that matters is that Tweek watches as his boyfriend gets it on with a blonde imposter.

Tweek's been going down the rabbit hole, man. Cryptids, visitors, life forms we humans can barely comprehend. All this stuff is totally real, and totally a threat. He's been seeing them every night and reading about them online every day.

Craig is worried for his sweetie. He tries to get all this nonsense out of his head, because it's clearly getting under his skin.

The thing is, the aliens really have done experiments on him. They really have gotten under his skin. It's all real. Sure, Tweek has pretty bad anxiety, but this time he was right.

The paranoia all comes to a head when Craig tries to solve all of Tweek's problems in a way he's sure will work: he'll just use his dick. Except, arousal activates something slumbering deep within Tweek.

He becomes unwell, only to sprout slick, writhing tentacles with minds of their own. They wrap around both Craig and Tweek with one goal in mind: fuck them holes. Powerless against the strength of the strong, slimy appendages, both Craig and Tweek have no choice but to submit to the alien life form inside Tweek that has them bound and it's determined to make them both cum.

I just think it would be sexy if either Craig or Tweek was a perverted ghost who got inside the other one's body and forced him to masturbate while whispering dirty talk inside his own head. Nice.

Michael is Tweek's scuzzy sorta boyfriend. The dick is not great. But there's not that much out there for Tweek in this town, and he's touch starved. They dry hump and Michael marks up his sensitive neck, and he's grumpy and unwelcoming after so Tweek will leave.

Kenny's having a bit of a slutty phase in college. He likes to sleep on the common area couch wrapped up tight in a blanket with his ass propped up and on display. He mostly gets drunk dorks climbing aboard, like Clyde who pretends he's a girl, which Kenny is into. Maybe Wendy and/or Bebe try out their new straps and tell him what a nasty boy he is.

One night, though, he gets a guy who really doesn't seem drunk from the way he's manhandling him. His hands are too steady. He huffs air out of his nose in a way that sounds so familiar but Kenny can't focus too well with his head spinning from the brutal pounding he's receiving. It's the best sex he's had in his life, and he's so unbelievably spent by the end he isn't able to catch a glimpse of the guy.

In the morning, Kyle comes to help clean him up, chiding him for his slutty behavior, and huffing air out of his nose in a way that's so familiar Kenny can't even speak from how badly he's throbbing to be taken again.

grrrrr sorry for this but that last prompt made me crazy & can someone pls do wendy and bebe taking turns fucking kenny's ass and mouth trading places and making him taste his own ass pinching and slapping his nipples and telling him what a little bitch boy he is im so sorry

they're in a sweet little relationship and tweek is too nervous to bottom. remembering the results of the childhood dick measuring incident, tolkien's like Aw man i can handle that easy. i have found my prostate before, and tweek's not going to tell anyone i let him do this

he sees it's quite a bit bigger than when they were kids but isn't going to puss out goddamnit. they start out slow and intimate but tweek soon gets lost in it, fucking up in tolkien's guts super hard and spitting out the nastiest dirty talk imaginable, apologizing periodically but also praising him for being so good and tight and perfect for him. tolkien fucking LOVES it. gaping optional

Tweek is a girl and has big badonkers. Kenny is a good, supportive friend who is a little embarrassed by how much he wants to touch those mommy milkers. She finally notices his interest and is more open to exploring it than he expects. They both find out she has sensitive nipples and that she actually really enjoys her breasts finally getting some much-needed attention!

Mysterion has to break a mercenary hired by an enemy and figure out what he knows. Problem is, the mercenary likes pain. Maybe pleasure will be what breaks him. Kenny can top or ride, either way, but he's not letting Christophe cum til he gets the information from him >:)

Pip is going about his day and notices someone following him. He gets abducted and starts getting nonconned! Oh no how awful, he's really very upset about the whole thing and begins wailing and flailing his limbs. His boyfriend Damien asks if he should stop and Pip is taken out of the moment and scolds him because he hadn't said the safe word! Damien starts up again, more roughly than before, and Pip gets back to his theatrics. Begrudgingly, Damien thinks about how much he loves this ridiculous man

so not really strangers, tweek is in one of craig's lecture classes and craig has a crush. no real opportunity to get to know him but sees him around. one day he's taking a shower and turns around and tweek's in his stall getting too in his personal space with a full on erection and dilated pupils. might grab him by the balls and kiss his neck before doing anything but tweek is on something and wants craig to fuck him. next class tweek can't look him in the eye
(surprising to craig and tweek is on drugs but very consensual they both want this lots)

Just like that! Marji being sweet and a freak telling Clyde nice pervy stuff about his fat butt. Clyde is confused but loves it

basically what it says on the tin! butters and cartman have been married for years and this is their favorite way to unwind. when you're married to a man with a big fat ass like that, how could you not? dom!butters/sub!cartman

also, I'm partial to butters taking on the name vic as an adult ala pcov.

tweek has been on t for years but because of circumstances he cant control (supply chain issues, having to stop for surgery ect.) hes been off of it for a few months. unfortunately this causes his periods to come back, which hes honestly not super sure how to deal with after all these years. he tells craig who is his bf n craig offers to eat him out to help with the cramping bc hes heard that can help. just overstims tweek for hours, fucks him when his jaw starts to hurt n then eats his cum out of tweek when hes done.

Fun fact, exorcisms are still preformed today - not widely, but there are still some priests who get like Vatican certified to perform exorcisms. To the priests' credit, 99% of the time they'll see the person they're supposed to be exorcising and the behaviors they're exhibiting and tell the person's family "yeah your loved one has epilepsy/some other neurological disorder, they need a doctor not an exorcist" and no exorcism will happen.

All this to say, Youth Pastor Craig is expecting a quick and uneventful trip when Mr. and Mrs. Tweak call asking for an exorcism for their son. Probably just an unruly teenager at best, someone having seizures at worse. He's not expecting a cute twitchy blonde his age tied to a bed, he's not expecting to be flirted with the whole time, and he's really not expecting Tweak to actually be possessed by an Imp.

(Please note, fucking is not a Vatican approved exorcism method, but desperate times call for desperate measures and whatnot)

One time, one time, Tweek accidentally called Stan "Craig" when his back was turned and had his hat off, and neither of them will let him forget it. Craig even teases that Tweek would mix them up during sex (something Tweek doesn't seem too opposed to). So at the next party the three of them are at, when Craig brings Tweek to a pitch black room and puts him face down on the bed, who really is behind him?

Craig is hired to pet sit a "rabbit" but instead finds a tied-up Tweek in a closet. This is inspired by the OVA Sensitive Pornograph:

Tweek tells Craig his master is watching them and expects them to fuck. They both end up liking it and start developing feelings for each other, and when Craig leaves, "bunny" Tweek realizes he deserves better and stands up to his master. When Craig shows up again, Tweek's been beaten to shit but asks Craig out

Master as Richard Tweak preferred but it's up to you

[Aged up18-19] Kenny bought butters a nice gift of a nighgown... and lipgloss... and lacy panties and a bra 5 sizes to big for him. Butters uses his old ratty wig he stole from his mom to complete the look.

Go crazy with the smut idk probably have kenny eat him out. I just really get a kick out of the thought of kenny excitedly buying butters a DD sized bra and kenny REALLY enjoying it even though butters of course does not fill it out even the slightest.

Butters has a Praise kink both ways And he crys when he cums because of course he does

Pastor Craig discovers a naughty imp has been causing trouble in his church and decides that, demon or not, a brat should be spanked like a brat. He inflicts a long and cruel punishment on what he thinks to be an evil entity, but starts to feel more and more guilty as it goes on.

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South Park Kink Meme

Tweek/Kenny, Japanese bathhouse and public

craig/tweek dilfs

craig/tweek, smell kink, ball sucking ft. bottom craig

Kyle/Cartman, phone sex

Re: Kyle/Cartman, phone sex

Kyle/Randy, dubcon, cucking

Tweek/Craig, loss of virginity, overstimulation, angst

Re: Tweek/Craig, loss of virginity, overstimulation, angst

Creekenny, cucking

Creek, aliens, tentacles , dubcon

Creek, possession (?

Michael/Tweek, biting, leaving marks, frottage

Kenny/Kyle, semi-anon sex, free use, kyle being a phreaakk

Kenny/Wendy/Bebe, strap-ons, ass to mouth, femdom

Tweek/Tolkien, WILD dirty talk, sweetness building to super rough fucking with top!Tweek

FemTweek/Kenny, breast worship, nipple play, tit fucking/sucking?

Kenny/Christophe, orgasm control

Damien/Pip, con noncon

craig/tweek, shower sex, stranger encounter

Re: craig/tweek, shower sex, stranger encounter

Re: craig/tweek, shower sex, stranger encounter

Clyde/Marji, Marji topping and dirty talking

Butters/Cartman, spanking

craig/trans!tweek, overstim, Felching

Pastor Craig/Imp Tweek, bondage, religious kink

Stan/Tweek, Craig/Tweek, non/dubcon, mistaken identity, doggy style

Re: Stan/Tweek, Craig/Tweek, non/dubcon, mistaken identity, doggy style

Craig/Tweek, really really fucked up meet cute, pet play, mutual dubcon, noncon voyeurism

Kenny/butters (majorine) crossdressing/feminization, breast worship/Praise, Dacryphilia

Pastor Craig/Imp Tweek, spanking, dacryphilia, aftercare